24 November 2010

Pre-Nuptial Agreement

A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a very expensive restaurant in uptown New York.

The ambassador was so enthralled by the beauty and presence of this secretary that he asked her to marry him. The secretary was startled, but remembered that her boss told her never to insult foreign dignitaries, so she decided to let him down easy.

"I'll only marry you under three conditions."

"Anything, anything," said the ambassador.

"First, you must buy me a 14-karat gold wedding band with a 72 carat diamond, along with a 28 inch studded matching necklace for our engagement."

Without hesitation, the ambassador picked up his cellular phone, called his personal accountant, told him the instructions, and said, "Yes, yes, I buy, I buy!"

The secretary thought that her first request was too easy, so she thought of a more difficult situation.

"Second, I want you to build me a 58-acre mansion in the richest part of the Poconos along with a 40 acre summer home in the sweetest vineyards of France."

The ambassador picked up his phone, called his personal broker in New York, then called another broker in France, and after his quick conversation, he said, "Yes, yes, I build, I build!"

The secretary was very startled, and knew she must think of a final request hat would be impossible to live up to.

"Finally," she said. "I'll only marry you if you have a 10 inch penis."

A sad face befell the ambassador, and he cupped his face in his hands.

After weeping in his native language for a few minutes, the ambassador lowly lifted his head and said, "Ok, ok, I cut, I cut!"



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23 November 2010

Filipino Names- Naturalized US Citizen

 Macario Maldonado - Mac Donald

 Remegio Batungbacal - Remington Steel

 Victoria Malihim - Victoria Secret

 Bienvenido Jurado - Ben Hur

 Juanito Lakarin - Johnny Walker

 Federico Hagibis - Federal Express

 Esteban Magtaka - Stevie Wonder

 Jaime Bondoc - James Bond

 Leon Mangubat - Tiger Woods

 Eleuterio Ignacio - Electronic Ignition

 Burgus Bahag-Hari - Burger King

 Kasimiro Bukaykay - Cashmere Bouquet

 Maria Calas - Mary Kay

 Rogelio Dagdagan - Roger Moore

 Topacio Mamaril - Top Gun

 Restituto Pruto - Tutti Frutti

 Samuel Tampipi - Sam Sonite

 Veneracion De Asis - Venereal Disease

 Alfonso De Asis - Alzheimer Disease

 Francisco Portero - Frank Porter

 Diosdado Durante - Deo Dorant

 Roberto Controlado - Bert Control

 Marcelo Controlado - Muscle Control

 Carpio Llanes - Carpool Lanes

Julia Domingo - Holy Sunday

 Maria Pascua - Mary Christmas

 Ligaya Anonuevo - Happy New Year

 Ligaya Almundo - Joy To The World



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20 November 2010

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03 November 2010

Part Time Job

In Tokyo, Japan, Domino's Pizza is hiring anyone aged more than 18 years old.and no experience required. They will also be the one to proved the uniform and salary offer is $31, 000.00 per work hour or 2, 500, 000.00 yen. This offer is only for the month of December of this year.

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