Top Ten Excuses For Falling Asleep At Your Desk

1 "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

2 "I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands."

3 "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"



4 "Amen"

5 "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to."

6 "Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper"

7 "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress."

8 "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"

9 "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"

10 "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."