29 June 2010

Lexmark RnD Job Fair


Lexmark is in dire need of "
Finance Staff - Rebates"
  • Mandarin Speaking
  • Korean Speaking
  • Japanese Speaking 
  • Supports APG rebates processing and payout.
  • Strong reading/comprehension skills in Traditional and Simplified Mandarin / Korean / Japanese language is required. 
  • Graduate of COMMERCE or any Business related course and has Accounts Receivable or Accounts Payable exposure.
If you fit and interested for this position, please send your resume through email @ redge8907@yahoo.com
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28 June 2010

2010 Unemployed Statistics


This just to shows that having unemployed individual is undeniable. That anywhere in this world, there were still unemployed individual.


According to the Central Intelligence Agency of the United States, the following information were the list of some countries with the percentage of unemployed individual. 


25 June 2010

F1 Race: Dream Come True

I'm just a simple man having a simple ambition, "To Race With The Champions". Since I was born, I really love to play racing and love watching F1 race. So when I grow up, I decided to challenge the F1 champions since that was my dream.

During our playoff, I thought I'm gonna lose and stop the game.



24 June 2010

WHO THE HELL?!

Shrek, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Lopez were having lunch together.

Shrek said, "I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the world, but how can I be sure?"

Brad Pitt said, "I'm pretty sure I'm the hottest man alive but I've never had it confermed."

Jennifer Lopez agreed, I'm told I'm the sexiest of them all, but sometimes I wonder."

They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true was to appproach the wicked Queen's mirror to conferm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Brad Pitt was the hottest and Jennifer Lopez was the sexiest.

They agreed to meet agian the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.

The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. "Well, it's true.The mirror told me that I'm the strongest man in the world."

Jennifer Lopez followed and boasted, "It is true, it has been confirmed that I am the sexiest woman alive!!!"

Brad Pitt walked in, head bent, tears in his eyes and asked,

"who the hell is Edger Cabunillas?"


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22 June 2010

Lexmark RnD Job Fair


BORED of searching for a job with cool environment? Apply at Lexmark RnD where you can enjoy life while working.



A special job fair targeting R&D positions will be held at the Ascott Residences, Makati City, on the first week of July :

Software Development Engineers
Firmware Development Engineers
Mechanical Design Engineers
Senior Development Engineers (Software, Firmware, Mechanical Design)


-Applicant applies at http://careers.lexmark.com.ph to qualify.

-Pre-qualified Luzon-based candidates will be invited for an interview during the targeted job fair. Successful hires from employee referrals will be eligible for cash reward under Candidate Referral Program.

16 June 2010

FreeMinds Logo


FreeMinds Logo, originally uploaded by redge09.
This is the logo of "Free Minds". As you can see, there is a brain with wings so that it can freely fly all over the world.

Existing photos but change through photoshop.

15 June 2010

What Women Want?


This is quite interesting. ....
(To women) Please take time to ponder.....
(To men) Just enjoy the story.......

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom.. 
The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.

The question was: 
"What do women really want?" 

Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man. And to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.

He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men, and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.

10 June 2010

KartZone


BORED every weekend? Can't think of anything if where to hang out with friends or your family? Then STOP thinking and go to KartZone. Bring your friends or your whole family and drive with then as fast as you all could. You could enjoy your Php300.00 driving for eight (8) laps. Your safety and enjoyment is assured at KartZone. 






09 June 2010

Lexmark RnD Jobs




You've graduated your degree but afterwards you're just sleeping at home every now and then? Or you're bored and couldn't think of anything to do? Apply at Lexmark Research and Development Corp. here in Cebu, Business Park, Cebu City, Philippines. 


Here at Lexmark Rnd, you can enjoy your life while working. Why? Because Lexmark formed some extra curricular activities and encourage its employees to join sports instead of just roaming around anywhere. 



02 June 2010

2010 Horoscope

ARIES - The Aggressive
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous.. Not one to mess with. Funny.. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be 'Right'. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world...


TAURUS - The Tramp
Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self centered and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth!



GEMINI - The Twin
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very Good at confusing people... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Geminis will not take any crap from anyone. Geminis like to tell people what they should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things and are forgetful. Geminis can be very sarcastic and childish at times and are very nosey. Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.


01 June 2010

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online television is simply being able to watch a webcast in real time from anywhere around the globe.
Many of us discovered live Internet television during this past election campaign when we were, as a nation, practically
glued to some form of media in order to keep updated on the progress of the election. Some of us were acquainted to online Internet
TV because we found it was an excellent way not only to keep updated with the news, but also weather, and sport events.

Live television news is used primarily for major stories and local news. The foreign bureaus have been
cut back for some time now, and the major events networks are relying mostly on 'stringers' for their foreign coverage.
Online TV news is not a cash making product for TV and is not expected to
improve any time soon. Revenue trumps news, especially in todays competitive and down market due to the economy.


It's not hard to find a fresh episode of Wizards of Waverly Place
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28 May 2010

Health Information on Masturbation

What is masturbation? 

Masturbation is the stimulation of the sexual organs usually by a person himself, to obtain an orgasm. Though masturbation can be done by partners on one another, the term is more commonly used when sexual satisfaction is provided by self. Most people use their hands to masturbate, but instruments like vibrators and dildoes may also be used. These imitate the movements of the hand and provide sexual pleasure.

27 May 2010

If Tomorrow Never Comes by Ronan Keatings

Sometimes late at night
I lie awake and watch her sleeping
She's lost in peaceful dreams
So I turn out the lights and lay there in the dark
And the thought crosses my mind
If I never wake up in the morning
Would she ever doubt the way I feel
About her in my heart

If tomorrow never comes
Will she know how much I loved her
Did I try in every way to show her every day
That she's my only one
And if my time on earth were through
And she must face this world without me
Is the love I gave her in the past
Gonna be enough to last
If tomorrow never comes

'Cause I've lost loved ones in my life
Who never knew how much I loved them
Now I live with the regret
That my true feelings for them never were revealed
So I made a promise to myself
To say each day how much she means to me
And avoid that circumstance
Where there's no second chance to tell her how I feel

If tomorrow never comes
Will she know how much I loved her
Did I try in every way to show her every day
That she's my only one
And if my time on earth were through
And she must face this world without me
Is the love I gave her in the past
Gonna be enough to last
If tomorrow never comes

So tell that someone that you love
Just what you're thinking of
If tomorrow never comes

26 May 2010

GOD VS SCIENCE



Would you keep you faith in God and continue believe HIS words without any proves? Or you will believe science which can explain why and how?  Click here before you decide. 

25 May 2010

True Love

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny,
are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

17 May 2010

Jobs at Lexmark RnD

You have a degree but still searching for a job? Then this is your time to shine because Lexmark Research and Development Corp. is now looking for someone who can fill their job vacancies.

Lexmark is one of the most successful printer company in the whole world. And they're now looking for someone who can fill the following positions:

  • Sr. Software Development Engineer
  • Business Support Manager
  • WW Finance Business Dev't  Manager
  • Software Development Engineer
  • Software Engineer
  • BIOS Firmware Dev't Engineer
  • Firmware Dev't Engineer
  • Packaging Engineer 
  • Mechanical Engineer 
  • Product Engineer 
  • OEM Project Manager
  • Patent Writer 
  • Patent Draftsperson 
  • Production Artist 
  • Technical Illustrator 
  • Technical Service Writer
  • Technical Writer
  • Network Engineer
  • Electrical Hardware Engineer
  • IT Architect
  • GL Accountant
  • Test Engineer 
What are you waiting for? Send your resume to ivoh09@gmail.com and have a chance to work Lexmark RnD here in Cebu Business Park, Cebu City, Philippines.

Blog-Camp Conquers Cebu

I start blogging just last March of this year. I thought blogging is not that known until I read about blog camp which was also referred by a friend. That's when I knew that blogging was already known and I was just so outdated. 

I was inspired to update my blog from time-to-time and compete those who were already using blog for a long time. 

Now, they've set an event which will help us enhance our blog and meet more people and to make new friends from blogging. This coming May 22, 2010 is the day we've been waiting for. 

We could not have this event without the help of the following. Thanks a lot to all of you who supported this event.

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Cebu Blog Camp 2010 is an event organized by a group of Cebu Bloggers.

Salty Coffee

He met her at a party. She was so outstanding, many guys chasing after her, while he was so normal, nobody paid attention to him.

At the end of the party, he invited her to have coffee with him, she was surprised but due to being polite, she promised. They sat in a nice coffee shop, he was too nervous to say anything, she felt uncomfortable, and she thought to herself, "Please, let me go home..."

Suddenly he asked the waiter, "Would you please give me some salt? I'd like to put it in my coffee." Everybody stared at him, so strange! His face turned red but still, he put the salt in his coffee and drank it. She asked him curiously, "Why you have this hobby?" He replied, "When I was a little boy, I lived near the sea, I liked playing in the sea, I could feel the taste of the sea, just like the taste of the salty coffee. Now every time I have the salty coffee, I always think of my childhood, think of my hometown, I miss my hometown so much, I miss my parents who are still living there." While saying that tears filled his eyes. She was deeply touched. That's his true feeling, from the bottom of his heart. A man who can tell out his homesickness, he must be a man who loves home, cares about home, has responsibility of home... Then she also started to speak, spoke about her faraway hometown, her childhood, her family.

14 May 2010

Perspective

One day, the father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the express purpose of showing him how poor people live.
They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family.
On their return from their trip, the father asked his son, 'How was the
trip?'
'It was great, Dad.'
'Did you see how poor people live?' the father asked..
'Oh yeah,' said the son.
'So, tell me, what did you learn from the trip?' asked the father
The son answered:
'I saw that we have one dog and they had four.
We have a pool that reaches to the middle of our garden and they have a creek that has no end.
We have imported lanterns in our garden and they have the stars at night..
Our patio reaches to the front yard and they have the whole horizon.

We have a small piece of land to live on and they have fields that go beyond our sight.

We have servants who serve us, but they serve others.

We buy our food, but they grow theirs.

We have walls around our property to protect us, they have friends to protect them.'

The boy's father was speechless.

Then his son added, 'Thanks Dad for showing me how poor we are.'

13 May 2010

What goes around, comes around


One day a man saw an old lady, stranded on the side of the road, but even in the dim light of day, he could see she needed help. So he pulled up in front of her Mercedes and got out. His Pontiac was still sputtering when he approached her.
Even with the smile on his face, she was worried. No one had stopped to help for the last hour or so. Was he going to hurt her? He didn't look safe; he looked poor and hungry.

He could see that she was frightened, standing out there in the cold. He knew how she felt. It was that chill which only fear can put in you.

He said, 'I'm here to help you, ma'am. Why don't you wait in the car where it's warm? By the way, my name is Bryan Anderson.'

Well, all she had was a flat tire, but for an old lady, that was bad enough.
Bryan crawled under the car looking for a place to put the jack, skinning his knuckles a time or two. Soon he was able to change the tire. But he had to get dirty and his hands hurt.

As he was tightening up the lug nuts, she rolled down the window and began to talk to him. She told him that she was from
St. Louis and was only just passing through. She couldn't thank him enough for coming to her aid.
Bryan just smiled as he closed her trunk. The lady asked how much she owed him. Any amount would have been all right with her. She already imagined all the awful things that could have happened had he not stopped. Bryan never thought twice about being paid. This was not a job to him. This was helping someone in need, and God knows there were plenty, who had given him a hand in the past. He had lived his whole life that way, and it never occurred to him to act any other way.

He told her that if she really wanted to pay him back, the next time she saw someone who needed help, she could give that person the assistance they needed, and Bryan added, 'And think of me.'

12 May 2010

Good Realization

The daughter had not been to the house for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cussed her out:

"Where have you been all this time, you ingrate! Why didn't you write us? Not even a line to let us know how you were doing? Why didn't you call? You little tramp! Don't you know what you put your mom through??!!"

The girl cried: "sniff, sniff...dad... I became a prostitute..."

"WHAT?!...Out of here!, you shameless harlot, sinner! You're a disgrace to this family! I don't ever want to see you again!".

"OK, Dad. As you wish. I just came back to give Mom this fur coat and title to a mansion, a savings account certificate of $5 million for my little brother, and for you, Daddy, this gold Rolex, the sparkling new BMW that's parked outside and a lifetime membership to the Country Club...and an invitation for you all to spend New Year's Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and...

"Now what was it you said you had become?"

Girl, crying again: sniff, sniff "A prostitute, Dad!".

"Oh, Gee! You scared me half to death, girl! I thought you said a Protestant! Come here and give your old man a hug!".


08 May 2010

Husband For Sale

 Husbands for Sale
 A store that sells husbands has just opened in Manila, where a
 woman may go to choose a husband.

 Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the
 store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

 There is, however, a catch. .... You may choose any man from a
 particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot
 go back down except to exit the building!
 

 So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a
 husband...
 

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
       Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:
 

       Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

 The third floor sign reads:

       Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

" Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

       Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.
 "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
 Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
       Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

       Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the
building, and have a nice day!



Send this to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who can
handle the truth !-
 

07 May 2010

Breakfast at McDonald's

This is a good story, please read it all the way through until the end. (After the story, there are some very interesting facts):

I am a mother of three (ages 14, 12, 3) and have recently completed my college degree. The last class I had to take was Sociology.

The teacher was absolutely inspiring with the qualities that I wish every human being had been graced with.

Her last project of the term was called, 'Smile.'

The class was asked to go out and smile at three people and document their reactions.

I am a very friendly person and always smile at everyone and say hello anyway. So, I thought this would be a piece of cake,
literally.

Soon after we were assigned the project, my husband, youngest son, and I went out to McDonald's one crisp March morning.

It was just our way of sharing special playtime with our son.

We were standing in line, waiting to be served, when all of a sudden everyone around us began to back away, and then even my husband did.

I did not move an inch... an overwhelming feeling of panic welled up inside of me as I turned to see why they had moved.

As I turned around I smelled a horrible 'dirty body' smell, and there standing behind me were two poor homeless men.

As I looked down at the short gentleman , close to me, he was 'smiling'.

His beautiful sky blue eyes were full of God's Light as he searched for acceptance.

He said, 'Good day' as he counted the few coins he had been clutching.

The second man fumbled with his hands as he stood behind his friend. I realized the second man was mentally challenged and the blue-eyed gentleman was his salvation.

I held my tears as I stood there with them.

The young lady at the counter asked him what they wanted.

He said, 'Coffee is all Miss' because that was all they could afford. (If they wanted to sit in the restaurant and warm up, they had to buy something. He just wanted to be warm).

Then I really felt it - the compulsion was so great I almost reached out and embraced the little man with the blue eyes.

That is when I noticed all eyes in the restaurant were set on me, judging my every action.

I smiled and asked the young lady behind the counter to give me two more breakfast meals on a separate tray.

I then walked around the corner to the table that the men had chosen as a resting spot. I put the tray on the table and laid my hand on the blue-eyed gentle man's cold hand.

He looked up at me, with tears in his eyes, and said, 'Thank you.'

I leaned over, began to pat his hand and said, 'I did not do this for you. God is here working through me to give you hope.'

I started to cry as I walked away to join my husband and son. When I sat down my husband smiled at me and said, 'That is why God gave you to me, Honey, to give me hope.'

We held hands for a moment and at that time, we knew that only because of the Grace that we had been given were we able to give.

We are not church goers, but we are believers.

That day showed me the pure Light of God's sweet love.

I returned to college, on the last evening of class, with this story in hand.

I turned in 'my project' and the instructor read it.

Then she looked up at me and said, 'Can I share this?'

I slowly nodded as she got the attention of the class.

She began to read and that is when I knew that we as human being s and being part of God share this need to heal people and to be healed.

In my own way I had touched the people at McDonald's, my son, instructor, and every soul that shared the classroom on
the last night I spent as a college student.

I graduated with one of the biggest lessons I would ever learn:
UNCONDITIONAL ACCEPTANCE.

Much love and compassion is sent to each and every person who may read this and learn how to
LOVE PEOPLE AND USE THINGS - NOT LOVE THINGS AND USE
PEOPLE.

29 April 2010

Italian to English


Prego Your Welcome
Boun Giorno Good Morning
Buona Serra Good Afternoon, Good Evening
Buona Notte Good Night
Grazie Thank You
Bella Beautiful
Bello Handsome
Brutto Ugly/ male
Brutta Ugly/ female
Che Dici? What do you mean?
Sei Stanca? Are you tired?
Sei Secura? Are you sure?
Ho Caldo I feel hot
Ho Sette I'm thirsty
Ho Fame I'm hungry
Ho Sonno I'm sleepy
Ho Freddo I feel cold
Ho Mangiato tanto I eat a lot
Sei molto bella your so beautiful





26 April 2010

50 FACTS THAT YOU NEED TO KNOW



The word "queue" is the only word in the English language that is still pronounced the same way when the last four letters are removed.

Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and worms  like fried bacon.

Of all the words in the English language, the word 'set' has the most definitions!

What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France.

"Almost" is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.

"Rhythm" is the longest English word without a vowel.

In 1386, a pig in France was executed by public hanging for the murder of a child

A cockroach
can live several weeks with its head cut off!

Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.

You can't kill yourself by holding your breath


22 April 2010

2010 Medical Technologist Licensure Exam Results

Professional Regulation Commission (PRC) releases the result of 2010 Medical Technologist Licensure Examination Result. The said examination was held last March 2 and 3, 2010 at Manila, Baguio and Cebu.

1 AALA, ARLITTE MENDOZA
2 ABANCO, JECKA DUSABAN
3 ABDULCADER, SANNAH MOHAMMAD
4 ABERIN, CHRISTIAN DE GUZMAN
5 ABRAN, EVA SHERLA CABARDO
6 ACHAS, BLESIL CENIZA
7 ACIBAL, KRIZELLE LUPISAN
8 AGAID, MARIE FE CECILLE EDER
9 AGBO, JUVY ANN TAFALLA
10 AGTULAO, JENNY ROSE PACING
11 AGUILAR, KRIZZA-ALMOND SARMIENTO
12 ALBINIO, JOHN PAUL MAGNO
13 ALCORDO, DEXTER GARCIA
14 ALEJAGA, JULIUS JOHN ATIENZA
15 ALIA, REANN CABILDO
16 ALIPONTO, ANNAJILLAH MACARADI
17 ALLARSE, DJENATZI DELAVIN
18 ALMA JOSE, JUVENAL JR RAMIREZ
19 ALMEDA, HAZEL ANN ALEDO
20 ALMODIEL, WEAH ESPARAGOZA

20 April 2010

The Dolls of Love

I have a boyfriend who grew up with me. His name is Jin. I always thought of him as a friend until last year, when we went to a trip from a club. I found that I fell in love with him.

Before that trip was over, I took a step and confessed my love for him. And soon, we became a pair of lovers, but we loved each other in different ways. I always concentrated on him only, but by his side, there were so many other girls. To me, he was the only one, but to him, maybe I was just another girl…

“Jin, do you want to go watch a movie?” I asked.

“I can’t”

“Why? You need to study at home?” I felt disappointment grabbing me.

“No… I am going to meet a friend…”

He was always like that. He met girls in front of me, like it was nothing. To him, I was just a girlfriend. The word ‘love’ only came out from my mouth. Since I knew him, I had never heard him say ‘I love you’ before. To us, there weren’t any anniversaries at all.

He didn’t say anything from the first day and it continued till 100 days…200days… Everyday, before we say goodbye, he would just hand me a doll, everyday, without fail. I don’t know why…

17 April 2010

JOBS @ Lexmark

Are you one of the filipinos who are still looking for a good job? Or already working but still looking for a job with a good ambience? Then this is your chance. Lexmark Research and Development Corp. is now looking for those who can fill the following positions:


CSSC Services

  • Business Support Manager

Hardware
  • Packaging Engineer
  • Mechanical Engineer
  • Product Engineer

Software
  • Sr. Software Development Engineer

Firmware
  • BIOS Firmware Dev't Engineer
  • Firmware Dev't Engineer

INFO DEV
  • Patent Writer
  • Patent Draftsperson
  • Production Artist
  • Industrial Designer
  • Technical Illustrator

Infrastructure Support
  • Network Engineer
  • IT Architect

Global Operations Center
  • Asset Management Specialist

Finance
  • GL Accountant

Test
  • Test Engineer
If you're interested of one of those positions, feel free to send me your resume ivoh09@gmail.com


NEW STYLE TO RAPE

A woman left her office after working hours and saw a little child crying
on the road. Feeling pity for the child, she went to ask what happened.
The child said, 'I am lost. Can you take me home please?' Then the
child gave her a slip of paper and tells the woman where the address is.
The woman, being an average kind person who, didn't suspect anything took
the child there. When they arrived at the 'child's home', the kind hearted
woman pressed the door bell and she was electrocuted as the bell was wired
with high voltage, and fainted. The next day when she woke up, she found
herself in an empty house up in the hills, naked. Condoms were all thrown
around with semen flowing. There were at least about 20 condoms! She has not
even seen her assailants.

That's why nowadays crimes are targeted on kind people like her. Next time
if the same situation occurs, never bring the child to the intended place.
If the child insists, then bring the child to the police station.
Lost children are best to sent to police stations. Please send this
to all your female friends/colleagues, and your friends with girlfriends
and friends with wives. It is better to receive this a thousand times than
be a victim once!
To keep my Identity and job safe I will just say that I am a Law
Enforcement Officer. It is sad that we can't even help children now!
Keep safe Ladies! Gentlemen, please share with all the ladies you know.
Please pass this on to family members. It is better to be informed.

12 April 2010

What To Do

When a thief forces you to take money from the ATM, do not argue or resist. You might not know what he or she might do to you. What you should do is to punch your PIN in the reverse mode.

I.e. if your PIN # is 1254, you punch 4521.The moment you punch in the reverse mode, the money will come out, but will be stuck into the machine half way out and it will alert the Police (security) without the notice of the thief. Every ATM has it; it is specially made to signify danger and help. Not everyone is aware of this.



Forward this to all your loved ones, friends and those you care about.
 

07 April 2010

Senator's Expenses

GUSTO KONG MAGING SENADOR NG PILIPINAS
ANG SARAP MAGING SENADOR!

Miriam Defensor Santiago was featured in Correspondents last week.
Maganda rin naman ang naidudulot ng pagiging prangka ni Senador Miriam Defensor-Santiago. Ayon kay Santiago , marami ang tumatakbong Senador dahil sa laki ng budget na ibinibigay sa kanila kada buwan.
Lumalabas na P35,000 suweldo nila kada buwan ay pakitang-tao lang sa milyun-milyong budget ng bawat senador... Kada buwan ay may Fixed Monthly Budget ang bawat Senador ng humigit-kumulang P2 Milyon.
Sa opisina pa lang nila ay humigit-kumulang P500,000 ang budget nila sa Maintenance and Operating Expenses (Rental, Utilities, Supplies at Domestic Travels) at P500,000 para sa Staff at Personal expenses. Kaya para makatipid ang ibang Senador, kaunti lang ang staff na kinukuha nila. Nagtataka ka pa kung bakit mayroong mga Ghost Employee?
Bukod diyan, may P760,000 allowance pa sila kada buwan para naman sa Foreign Travel. At ang masakit pa nito, hindi na kailangan i-liquidate ng mga resibo ang mga gastusing 'yan kundi Certification lang ang Requirement.
Heto pa, lahat sila ay Chairman ng mga Komite sa Senado. Ang Committee Chairman ay tumatanggap din ng budget na sinlaki ng tinatanggap ng mga Senador na humigit-kumulang P1 Milyon din! Hindi sila mawawalan ng Komite dahil 24 lang ang ating mga Senador at 37 naman ang Committee sa Senado. There's food for everybody 'ika nga! Lumalabas na doble ang kanilang benepesiyo at kita kapag sila ay nabiyayaan ng Committee Chairmanship.
Sa P200 milyon na Budget para sa Pork Barrel ng mga Senador bawat taon, awtomatikong may 10% na S.O.P. o kita ang Senador na P20 milyon. Ito ang porsiyento na ibinibigay ng mga kontratista sa mga Senador na nagbibigay sa kanila ng mga Infrastructure at Livelihood Project.

Bago matapos ang termino ng isang Senador, kumita na siya ng P100 milyon sa Pork Barrel pa lang. Yung ibang Senador mas gahaman, hindi lang 10% kundi 20 - 30% ang komisyon hinihingi sa mga kontratista.
Pansinin ninyo na lang ang pagbabago ng buhay ng ilan sa ating mga Senador simula nang manungkulan sa puwesto. Kung dati ay simple lang ang kanilang pamumuhay ngayon ay nakatira na sila sa mga eksklusibong subdivision, maraming bahay sa Pilipinas at abroad at mahigit lima ang sasakyan.
Ngayon nagtataka ka pa ba kung bakit gumagastos ng daan-daang milyong piso ang mga Senador sa kampanya para sa isang posisyon na P35,000 lang ang suweldo kada buwan? Bawing-bawi pala ang gastos kapag naupo na!
ANG SARAP MAGING SENADOR! ! !

One of the reasons why the Philippines will never, ever get off the ground......ayon...... kaya talagang mahirap nang umasenso ang bansang Pilipinas - yung mismo gobierno nila ninanakawan ang kanilang kapuwa taong pilipino at hindi pa iyan..... hindi pa sila nagbabayad ng buwis sa bansa - kaya lahat ng kalyehon lubak-lubak at masyadong madumi at mababaho!!! Hindi na sila nahiya sa kanilang nakikita....eh kasalanan naman nila yoon - dapat sa kanila pumunta lahat ng mahihirap.....we should be thankful to miriam defensor santiago for being fair dinkum and honest about this - for exposing these people - that is what the country needs - whistleblowers - if there are no whistleblowers the country will never ever prosper and will just sit in the sidelines watching with envy the prosperity of the other southeast asian countries - look at Vietnam now, much better.......while the rest of the new breed of filipinas are just maids - the present level of education has also deteriorated in that country - whether it be ateneo, up, la salle - they could not compete anymore - they do not know how to use their education to better up their poor country, they prefer to steal not to assist in the path of prosperity for their country - they lack human factor and social conscience and no social responsibility....the result of a poor level of education. so wake up, you filipinos paying your taxes there, stop defending your corrupt masters and do something!!!!! we all feel so sorry for you....

01 April 2010

100 Days

Message: Peter and Tina are sitting in the park doing nothing, but just gazing into the sky, while all their friends are having fun with their beloved half.
Tina: I'm so bored. Just wish I have a boyfriend now to spend time with.

Peter: I guess we're the only leftovers. We're the only person who isn't with a date now. (both sigh n silence for a while)

Tina: I think I have a good idea. Lets play a game

Peter: Eh? What game?

Tina: Eem..It's quite simple. You be my boyfriend for 100 days and I'll be your girlfriend for 100 days. what do you think?

Peter: Oookay..Anyway I don't have any plan for the next few months.

Tina: You sound like you aren't looking forward to it at all. Cheer up. Today will be our first day and our first date. Where should we go?

Peter: What about a movie? I heard that there is a really great movie in theater now.

Tina: Seems like I don't have any better idea than this. Lets move. (went to watch their movies and sent each other home)

Day 2:

Peter and Tina went to a concert together, and Peter bought Tina a keychain with a star.

Day 3:

They went shopping together for a friend's birthday present. Share an ice-cream together and hugged each other for the first time.

Day 7:

Peter drove Tina up onto a mountain and they watch the sunset together. When the night came and the moon glowed, they said sat on the grass gazing at the stars together. A meteor passed by. Tina mumbled something.

Day 25:

Spend time at a themepark and got onto rollercoasters, and ate hotdogs and cotton candy. Peter and Tina got in the haunted house and Tina grabbed someone's hand instead of Peter's hand by accident. They laughed together

for a while.

Day 67:

They drove pass a circus and decided to get in to watch the show. The midget asked Tina to play a part as his assistant in the magic show. Went around to see other entertainments around after the show. Came to a fortune teller and she just said "Treasure every moment from now on" and a tear rolled down the fortune teller's cheek.

Day 84:

Tina suggested that they go to the beach. The beach wasn't so crowded that day. They have their first kiss with each other just as the sun is setting.

Day 99:

They decided to have a simple day and is deciding to have a walk around the city. They sits down onto a bench.

1:23 pm

Tina: I'm thirsty. Lets rest for a while first.
Peter: Wait here while I go buy some drinks. What would you like?
Tina: Eem...Apple juice will be just fine.

1:43 pm

Tina waiting for about 20 minutes and Peter havent return. Then someone walked up to her.

Stranger: Is your name Tina?

Tina: Yes, and may I help you?

Stranger: Just now down there on the street a drunk driver has crashed into a guy. I think its your friend.
Tina ran over to the spot with the stranger and sees Peter lying on the floor with blood over his face and her apple juice still in his hands. The ambulance came and she went to the hospital with Peter. Tina sat outside the emergency room for five and a half hours. The doctor came out, and he sigh.

11:51 pm

Doctor: I'm sorry, but we did the best we could. He is still breathing now but God would take him away from us very soon. We found this letter inside his pocket.
The doctor hands over the letter to Tina and she goes into the room to see Peter. He look weak but peaceful. Tina read the letter and then she burst into tears. Here is what the letter said.

Tina,

our 100 days is almost over. I had fun with you during all these days. Although you may be greedy sometimes and less thoughtful, but these all brought happiness into my life. I have realize that you are a really cute girl and blamed myself for never taken the time to knowing that. I have nothing much to ask for, but I just wish that we can extend the day. I want to be your boyfriend forever and wish that you can be beside me all the time. Tina, I love you.

11:58

Tina: (sobbing) Peter. Did you know what was the wish I made on the night there was a meteor. I asked God to let us last forever. We were suppose to last 100 days so Peter! You can't leave me! I LOVE YOU, but can you come back to
me now? I love you Peter. I LOVE YOU.
As the clock struck twelve, Peter's heart stopped beating. It was 100 days.

NOTE*

Tell the guy or girl that you love them before
its too late. You never know whats going to
happen tomorrow. You never know who will be
leaving you and never return


The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity.

*courtesy of the author*

30 March 2010

I need You

I don’t love you just b’coz I need you
But I need you b’coz I love you
T hat’s what I want you to know
Co’z I’ve treasured you so

But now I’m just hoping
Hoping that you’ll be my everything
Co’z it’s you who changed me
It’s you who complete me

B’coz of you I learned how to smile
B’coz of you I learned how to love
And to feel on how to be loved
I’ll just hope that you also have

Now, I’ll just simple say I Love You
Not because I need you
But “I Need You Co’z I Love You”
And believe me co’z its true

Hidden Paradise: The Mountain Resort

You can mostly find a resort near the beach. But have you ever seen such a beautiful and wonderful resort hidden with mountains?

Well if not, then check this out.


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Find this wonderful paradise at Libo, Brgy. Ilaya, San Fernando, Cebu, Philippines for about one and a half hour away from the city (click here for the sketch).

You think this place is so expensive and you can't afford? Then I tell you, what you're thinking is absolutely wrong. They offer a very affordable price. For entrance fee, it would only cost you Php100.00 for adult and Php50.00 for children ages 4-8 years old. If you want to stay just for a day, you can rent a cattage, social area and function room with different charges. And take note, you can bright with you your own food, if you want. "No corcake fee" (click here for more info). For overnight stay, you can have executive family room (4 persons), de luxe room (2 persons), standard room (2 persons), dormitory room (10 persons), mini-dormitory room (4 persons), family native room (6 persons) and native rowhouse (2 persons) (click here for more info).

You can also rent their shuttle back and forth that can cater for up to 14 persons.

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