HOW TO PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

1. Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
2. Put your new hires in the room and close the door.
3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
4. Then analyze the situation:
5. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
6. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
7. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put them in Engineering.
8. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
9. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
10. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
11. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
12. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
13. If they say they have tried different combinations, they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
14. If they have already left for the day, put them in Management.
15. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
16. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management.
17. Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Congress.

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HOW TO HANDLE GIRLS

1. Kamong mga laki, kung mo tan-aw gani ang mga babae sa inyo, ayaw pod pag feeling2x nga naka angay mi nu? Maka turn off na sha...

To all the boys, if you catch a girl watching you, don't over-think it. It doesn't mean she likes you. It can turn you off..

2. Kung mag ask gani mo date, ayaw kayu mo ngisi nga mura nag maniac tan-awon kay mahadlok pod baya mi...

If you'll ask a girl for a date, don't smile too much like a maniac looking. You might be scaring that girl.

3. Kung mo sabay gani mo sa amo, pagsinina pod mog tarong dili nang murag tambay... para mo samot mig ka in lab ninyo bah.. pamulbos gamay, pangkolon gamay... panudlay gamay...

If you'll walk with a girl, dress properly and not just for the sake of wearing something to cover your body. This is to impress the girl more. Apply some face powder, spray a little perfume then comb your hair.

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10 SIGNS THAT YOU ARE BEING CHEATED BY YOUR GIRL

Base on the study of Dr. David Holmes, a psychologist from the United Kingdom's Manchester Metropolitan University, numbers of women who were cheating is increasing.

The following are the ten signs that a girl is cheating.

1. She has a Mysterious New Friend                      

She will find any reason just to go out with this mysterious friend of her. If posible, an overnight.

2. She Acts Powerful                                               

Base on the study in the Psychological Science, those women who are in a powerful positions at work just like CEOs and Managers, are most prone on cheating because the confidence of their selves will increase and become more hard-headed.

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Partner for a Lifetime

Things to look for in a partner:

1. Pleasing PESOnality
2. Good CARacterristics
3. Good family BANKground
4. Good MONEYrism
5. Of course, very CASHual

Difference between friend and best friend

Friend: calls your parents by mr. and mrs.
Best friend: calls your parents dad & mom or tito & tita.

Friend: has never seen you cry
Best friend: has always has the best shoulder to cry on

Friend: never asks for anything to eat or drink
Best friend: opens the fridge & makes herself at home

Friend: asks you to write down your number.
Best friend: they ask you for their number (cuz they can't remember it)

Friend: borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
Best friend: has a closet full of your stuff

Friend: only knows a few things about you
Best friend:could write a biography on your life story

Friend: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
Best friend: will always go with you

Friend: will ask where you've been (after going AWOL)
Best Friend: will say MISS YOU & goes on being your friend

Friend: would delete this letter
Best friend: will send this back to me and all of their online buddies

Credit Card Security

A. KEEPING YOUR CREDIT CARD SAFE

1. Upon receipt of your new or renewal credit card, immediately sign the signature panel on the reverse side of the card.
2. If you wish to return your credit card to your issuing bank, make sure to punch a hole on the center of the MAGNETIC STRIPE and cut the card through the length of the EMBOSSED CARD NUMBER and SECURITY HOLOGRAM.
3. If you do not have any intention to use the card immediately, keep it in a secured vault at home or at the office. Do not leave your card in the open  to avoid unauthorized usages.
4. Keep a record of your CARD NUMBER, EXPIRATION DATE, and the CONTACT NUMBER of your issuing bank for emergency cases such as loss,theft or damaged cards.
5. If you are issued a PIN mailer for ATM cash-advance facility, memorize the PIN NUMBER and destroy the letter immediately.  You can always ask your issuing bank to reset your PIN should you forget your PIN NUMBER.  

B. HOW YOUR CREDIT CARD SHOULD BE PROCESSED AT MERCHANTS

1. Purchases through credit cards made at retail merchants and restaurants would generally take an average of two minutes. A long processing time would suggest something is wrong with your card and the merchant should always prompt you.
2. Always witness how your card is being processed. As a rule of thumb, your card should always be “within your sight” when the transaction is being processed.  Hand-offs of your credit card  between sales clerks/waiters/cashiers is generally not an accepted practice. You can report this to your issuing bank.
3. Make sure that the amount indicated in the invoice you are signing is the CORRECT TRANSACTION AMOUNT . Do not sign should there be any discrepancy. Call your issuing bank for assistance.
4. If the merchant voids a transaction, there should be  at least 2 sales draft copies with the word “VOIDED”. You should be given ONE COPY to avoid being billed for a voided transaction. Keep a copy of the voided saleslip.   
5. Encircle the transaction amount in the sales slip or cross out the blank space above the word TOTAL. This will prevent tampering of the amount after a transaction has been made.
6. After the transaction is completed, check that the credit card handed back to you is YOURS. There have been incidences of intentional mishandling of cards to commit fraudulent transactions.

In Case of Emergency

We all carry our mobile phones with names & numbers stored in its memory but nobody, other than ourselves, knows which of these numbers belong to our closest family or friends.

If we were to be involved in an accident or were taken ill, the people attending us would have our mobile phone but wouldn't know who to call. Yes, there are hundreds of numbers stored but which one is the contact person in case of an emergency? Hence this "ICE" (In Case of Emergency) Campaign.

The concept of "ICE" is catching on quickly. It is a method of contact during emergency situations. As cell phones are carried by the majority of the population, all you need to do is store the number of a contact person or persons who should be contacted during emergency under the name "ICE" ( In Case Of Emergency).

The idea was thought up by a paramedic who found that when he went to the scenes of accidents, there were always mobile phones with patients, but they didn't know which number to call. He therefore thought that it would be a good idea if there was a nationally recognized name for this purpose. In an emergency situation, Emergency Service personnel and hospital Staff would be able to quickly contact the right person by simply dialling the number you have stored as "ICE."

For more than one contact name simply enter ICE1, ICE2 and ICE3 etc. A great idea that will make a difference!

Let's spread the concept of ICE by storing an ICE number in our Mobile phones today!

Share this to your family, relatives, friends, and anyone you know.

NEW STYLE TO RAPE

A woman left her office after working hours and saw a little child crying
on the road. Feeling pity for the child, she went to ask what happened.
The child said, 'I am lost. Can you take me home please?' Then the
child gave her a slip of paper and tells the woman where the address is.
The woman, being an average kind person who, didn't suspect anything took
the child there. When they arrived at the 'child's home', the kind hearted
woman pressed the door bell and she was electrocuted as the bell was wired
with high voltage, and fainted. The next day when she woke up, she found
herself in an empty house up in the hills, naked. Condoms were all thrown
around with semen flowing. There were at least about 20 condoms! She has not
even seen her assailants.

That's why nowadays crimes are targeted on kind people like her. Next time
if the same situation occurs, never bring the child to the intended place.
If the child insists, then bring the child to the police station.
Lost children are best to sent to police stations. Please send this
to all your female friends/colleagues, and your friends with girlfriends
and friends with wives. It is better to receive this a thousand times than
be a victim once!
To keep my Identity and job safe I will just say that I am a Law
Enforcement Officer. It is sad that we can't even help children now!
Keep safe Ladies! Gentlemen, please share with all the ladies you know.
Please pass this on to family members. It is better to be informed.

What To Do

When a thief forces you to take money from the ATM, do not argue or resist. You might not know what he or she might do to you. What you should do is to punch your PIN in the reverse mode.

I.e. if your PIN # is 1254, you punch 4521.The moment you punch in the reverse mode, the money will come out, but will be stuck into the machine half way out and it will alert the Police (security) without the notice of the thief. Every ATM has it; it is specially made to signify danger and help. Not everyone is aware of this.



Forward this to all your loved ones, friends and those you care about.