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A Promise to the Goddess

A Promise to the Goddess

( rEdgE )

There was a time that I was alone

Alone that can’t even pull out a single tone

I stand alone

I walked alone

And I continue to live for my own

I woke up everyday

And tried to be happy

I ate my meals

Drive my wheels

And pay my bills

I tried to smile

And be happy even for awhile

I mingle with my friend

Hoping to be alright at the end

But I was wrong as I intend

I spent the whole day full of pretension

Even though I didn’t do more action

Everything seems to an illusion

I thought I’ll be able to win

But I was beaten by within

Then I realize

That happiness doesn’t matter for its size

So then I went out of blue

And that’s when I saw you

And watching you captures me so

Since then I feel something

Something that was amazing

Something that makes my heart pumping

That made me alive until morning

And inspired my everyday living

I sent you a message

A message that gave me a privilege

A privilege to know you more

Hopefully until with your heart’s core

That made myself  restore

So then I told you about my feeling

A feeling that was amazing

A feeling that took away my pain

A pain that went through my vain

And made me insane

Then I saw you smiling

A smile that made my soul to sing

And seems everyone around me was dancing

Seems they know that I’m so much happy

Because you’re going to be with me

Now I know what is happiness

And leave my sadness

It is because of you

That gave me everything in you

So I promise to love you so

One time I saw you crying

That makes my heart cracking

So then you told me your past

You’re sad because it didn’t last

That makes me feel that my whole world did blast

Till then I promise

A promise to the goddess

To love with you as it is

To love you not forever

But until there is forever

Neither legal nor logical

A young Law student, having failed his Law exam, goes up to his crusty old professor, who is renowned for his razor-sharp legal mind.

Student: "Sir, do you really understand everything about this subject?"

Professor: "Actually, I probably do. Otherwise I wouldn't be a professor, would I?" 

Student: "OK. So I’d like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my marks as it is. If you can't give me the correct answer, however, you'll have to give me an "A".  

Professor: "Hmmmm, alright. So what’s the question?"

Student: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and neither logical nor legal? "

The professor wracks his famous brain, but just can't crack the answer. Finally he gives up and changes the student's failing mark into an "A" as agreed, and the student goes away, very pleased. 

The professor continues to wrack his brain over the question all afternoon, but still can’t get the answer. So finally he calls in a group of his brightest students and tells them he has a really, really tough question to answer: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and neither logical nor legal? " 

To the professor's surprise (and embarrassment), all the students immediately raise their hands.

"All right" says the professor and asks his favourite student to answer

"It's quite easy, sir" says the student "You see, you are 75 years old and married to a 30 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 22 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. And your wife's lover failed his exam  but you've just given him an "A", which is neither legal, nor logical."

Philippine 2011 Calendar of Holidays

Credit Card Security

A. KEEPING YOUR CREDIT CARD SAFE

1. Upon receipt of your new or renewal credit card, immediately sign the signature panel on the reverse side of the card.
2. If you wish to return your credit card to your issuing bank, make sure to punch a hole on the center of the MAGNETIC STRIPE and cut the card through the length of the EMBOSSED CARD NUMBER and SECURITY HOLOGRAM.
3. If you do not have any intention to use the card immediately, keep it in a secured vault at home or at the office. Do not leave your card in the open  to avoid unauthorized usages.
4. Keep a record of your CARD NUMBER, EXPIRATION DATE, and the CONTACT NUMBER of your issuing bank for emergency cases such as loss,theft or damaged cards.
5. If you are issued a PIN mailer for ATM cash-advance facility, memorize the PIN NUMBER and destroy the letter immediately.  You can always ask your issuing bank to reset your PIN should you forget your PIN NUMBER.  

B. HOW YOUR CREDIT CARD SHOULD BE PROCESSED AT MERCHANTS

1. Purchases through credit cards made at retail merchants and restaurants would generally take an average of two minutes. A long processing time would suggest something is wrong with your card and the merchant should always prompt you.
2. Always witness how your card is being processed. As a rule of thumb, your card should always be “within your sight” when the transaction is being processed.  Hand-offs of your credit card  between sales clerks/waiters/cashiers is generally not an accepted practice. You can report this to your issuing bank.
3. Make sure that the amount indicated in the invoice you are signing is the CORRECT TRANSACTION AMOUNT . Do not sign should there be any discrepancy. Call your issuing bank for assistance.
4. If the merchant voids a transaction, there should be  at least 2 sales draft copies with the word “VOIDED”. You should be given ONE COPY to avoid being billed for a voided transaction. Keep a copy of the voided saleslip.   
5. Encircle the transaction amount in the sales slip or cross out the blank space above the word TOTAL. This will prevent tampering of the amount after a transaction has been made.
6. After the transaction is completed, check that the credit card handed back to you is YOURS. There have been incidences of intentional mishandling of cards to commit fraudulent transactions.

Novena Mass 2011 Schedule

Regular Routine Novena/Masses Schedule

• 5:30 am - City Parishes / Barangays
• 7:00 am - Business Sectors
• 8:30 am - Basic Education - Private Schools
• 10:00 am - Parishes: District & Vicariate
• 11:30 am - Business Sectors
• 1:00 pm - Government Offices: City & Provincial
• 2:30 pm - Basic Education - Public by Districts
• 4:00 pm - Colleges
• 5:30 pm - Universities
• 7:00 pm - Archdiocesan Organizations, Movement & Communities

FIRST DAY OF NOVENA January 06, 2011 (Thursday)
Dawn Procession - WALK WITH JESUS

• 4:00 am - Assembly Time (Area) Fuente Osmeña
• 4:30 am -FOOT PENITENTIAL PROCESSION (Fuente Osmeña - Basilica) Please bring with you rosaries, candles & statue of Santo Niño.
• 5:30 am -FIRST MASS - INSTALLATION OF HERMANO & HERMANA MAYORES 2011

SECOND DAY OF NOVENA January 07, 2011 (Friday)

• 2:30 pm -Opening Salvo Sinulog Foundation
• 8:30 pm -Senior Citizen's Night

THIRD DAY OF NOVENA January 08, 2011 (SATURDAY)

• 8:30 pm - Barangay Night/Halad Sa Barangay

FOURTH DAY OF NOVENA January 09, 2011 (SUNDAY)

• 8:30 am -Children's Mass W/ Colegio del Sto. Niño

FIFTH DAY OF NOVENA January 10, 2011 (MONDAY)

• 7:OO pm - Mass for the Environment.

NINTH DAY OF NOVENA January 14, 2010 (FRIDAY)
Dawn Procession - WALK WITH MARY

• 4:00 am - Assembly Time (Area) Fuente Osmeña
• 4:30 am - Foot Penitential Procession (Fuente Osmeña - Basilica) Please bring with you rosaries, candle & statues of Santo Niño.
• 5:30 am - Holy Mass and Novena
• 7:00 am - Misa de Translacion (Motorcade proceeds to National Shrine of St. Joseph, Mandaue City )
• 1 - 2 pm - District Teachers Traditional Halad
• 8:30 pm - Re-enactment of the first Wedding.

VESPERAS January 15, 2011 ( SATURDAY)

• 5:30 am - Visayan Mass
• 7:00 am - Mass for the OFW Families
• 7:00 am - FLUVIAL PROCESSION - Route: Ouano Wharf , Mactan Bridge , Lapu-Lapu, Pasil, Pier 1
• 9:30 am - Re-enactment of the arrival of the image.
• 10:00 am - Re-enactment of the Mass and Baptism
• 1:00 pm - Solemn Procession of the Miraculous Image
• 6:00 pm - Pontifical Mass

FIESTA SENIOR DAY January 16, 2011 (SUNDAY)

• 4:00 am - Ma. Anita Mass
• 6:00 am - Pontifical Mass with his Eminence Ricardo J. Cardinal Vidal, D.D
• 8:30 am - Augustinian Recollect Communities
• 10:00 am - Cebuano mass
• 11:30 am - English Mass
• 1:00 pm - Cebuano Mass
• 2:20 pm - Cebuano Mass
• 4:00 pm - Cebuano Mass
• 5:30 pm - English Mass
• 7:00 pm - English mass

THANKSGIVING MASS January 17, 2011 (MONDAY)

• 5:00 am - Cebuano Mass
• 6:00 am - Cebuano Mass
• 7:00 am - English Mass
• 8:00 am - Mass for the OFW'S
• 10:00 am - Thanksgiving Mass w/ San Nicolas Parish
• 2:00 pm - Thanksgiving Mass - Sinulog Foundation
• 4:00 pm - Requiem Mass for the Deceased Devotess
• 5:30 pm - Healing Mass for the Sick and the Aged

HUBO January 21, 2011 (FRIDAY)

• 4:00 am - HUBO MASS
• 6:00 am - Cebuano Mass
• 7:00 am - English Mass
• 8:00 am - English Mass
• 9:00 am - Cebuano Mass
• 10:00 am - Cebuano Mass
• 11:00 am - Cebuano Mass
• 12:00 nn - English Mass
• 1:00 pm - Cebuano Mass
• 2:00 pm - English Mass
• 3:00 pm - Cebuano Mass
• 4:00 pm - Cebuano Mass
• 5:00 pm - English Mass
• 6:00 pm - English Mass
• 7:00 pm - English Mass

courtesy of mass-schedules.com

Counter Strike

You Need to Know

The following are the things that majority of the human raise do not know.

1. A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.
2. A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
3. A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.
4. A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.
5. A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
6. A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
7. A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
8. A snail can sleep for three years.
9. Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer. 
10. All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill. 
11. Almonds are a member of the peach family. 
12. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. 
13. Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age. 
14. Butterflies taste with their feet. 
15. Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds. Dogs only have about 10.
16. "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".
17. February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon. 
18. In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated. 
19. If the population of China walked past you, in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction. 
20. If you are an average American, in your whole life, you will spend an average of 6 months waiting at red lights. 
21. It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. 
22. Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors. 
23. Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable. 
24. No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple. 
25. On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building is an American flag. 
26. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. 
27. Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
28. Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated. "Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand and "lollipop" with your right. 
29. The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing. 
30. The cruise liner, QE2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns. 
31. The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket. 
32. The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet. 
33. The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid. 
34. The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes).
35. There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
36. There are more chickens than people in the world.
37. There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous. 
38. There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious." 
39. There's no Betty Rubble in the Flintstones Chewable Vitamins. 
40. Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur. 
41. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
42. Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance. 
43. Women blink nearly twice as much as men. 
44. Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks; otherwise it will digest itself.

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Stroke

Blood Clots/Stroke - They Now Have a Fourth Indicator, the Tongue.
 This is good info to remember and use.

STROKE: Remember  The 1st Three Letters.... S.T.R.

My nurse friend sent this and encouraged me to post it and spread the word.  I agree.

If everyone can remember something this simple, we could save some folks. Seriously..

Please read:

STROKE IDENTIFICATION:

During a BBQ, a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine (they offered to call paramedics) ....she said she had just

tripped over a brick because of her new shoes.

They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food. While she appeared a bit shaken up, Ingrid went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening

Ingrid's husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been taken to the hospital - (at 6:00 pm Ingrid passed away.) She had suffered a stroke at

the BBQ. Had they known how to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps Ingrid would be with us today. Some don't die.... they end up in a helpless,
hopeless condition instead.

It only takes a minute to read this...

A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke... totally . He said the trick was

getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then getting
the patient medically cared for within 3 hours, which is tough.

RECOGNIZING A STROKE

Thank God for the sense to remember the '3' steps, STR . Read and Learn!

Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster. The stroke victim may suffer severe brain

damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke
.
Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions: 

S * Ask the individual to SMILE.

T * Ask the person to TALK and SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (Coherently)
(i.e. It is sunny out today)

R * Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS.

If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these tasks, call 999/911 immediately and describe the
symptoms to the dispatcher.

New Sign of a Stroke -------- Stick out Your Tongue

NOTE: Another 'sign' of a stroke is this: Ask the person to 'stick' out his tongue.. If the tongue is 'crooked', if it goes to one side or the other , that

is also an indication of a stroke.

A cardiologist says if everyone who gets this e-mail sends it to 10 people; you can bet that at least one life will be saved.

Pre-Nuptial Agreement

A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a very expensive restaurant in uptown New York.

The ambassador was so enthralled by the beauty and presence of this secretary that he asked her to marry him. The secretary was startled, but remembered that her boss told her never to insult foreign dignitaries, so she decided to let him down easy.

"I'll only marry you under three conditions."

"Anything, anything," said the ambassador.

"First, you must buy me a 14-karat gold wedding band with a 72 carat diamond, along with a 28 inch studded matching necklace for our engagement."

Without hesitation, the ambassador picked up his cellular phone, called his personal accountant, told him the instructions, and said, "Yes, yes, I buy, I buy!"

The secretary thought that her first request was too easy, so she thought of a more difficult situation.

"Second, I want you to build me a 58-acre mansion in the richest part of the Poconos along with a 40 acre summer home in the sweetest vineyards of France."

The ambassador picked up his phone, called his personal broker in New York, then called another broker in France, and after his quick conversation, he said, "Yes, yes, I build, I build!"

The secretary was very startled, and knew she must think of a final request hat would be impossible to live up to.

"Finally," she said. "I'll only marry you if you have a 10 inch penis."

A sad face befell the ambassador, and he cupped his face in his hands.

After weeping in his native language for a few minutes, the ambassador lowly lifted his head and said, "Ok, ok, I cut, I cut!"

Filipino Names- Naturalized US Citizen

 Macario Maldonado - Mac Donald

 Remegio Batungbacal - Remington Steel

 Victoria Malihim - Victoria Secret

 Bienvenido Jurado - Ben Hur

 Juanito Lakarin - Johnny Walker

 Federico Hagibis - Federal Express

 Esteban Magtaka - Stevie Wonder

 Jaime Bondoc - James Bond

 Leon Mangubat - Tiger Woods

 Eleuterio Ignacio - Electronic Ignition

 Burgus Bahag-Hari - Burger King

 Kasimiro Bukaykay - Cashmere Bouquet

 Maria Calas - Mary Kay

 Rogelio Dagdagan - Roger Moore

 Topacio Mamaril - Top Gun

 Restituto Pruto - Tutti Frutti

 Samuel Tampipi - Sam Sonite

 Veneracion De Asis - Venereal Disease

 Alfonso De Asis - Alzheimer Disease

 Francisco Portero - Frank Porter

 Diosdado Durante - Deo Dorant

 Roberto Controlado - Bert Control

 Marcelo Controlado - Muscle Control

 Carpio Llanes - Carpool Lanes

Julia Domingo - Holy Sunday

 Maria Pascua - Mary Christmas

 Ligaya Anonuevo - Happy New Year

 Ligaya Almundo - Joy To The World

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